Beer of SatoshiPRECIOUS CARGO. QUESTIONABLE DRIVER.
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Beer
run.

The pub is waiting.
Try arriving with the beer.

  1. 01 Pick a lane.
  2. 02 Dodge barrels. Grab caps.
  3. 03 Get the delivery to the pub.

Three bottles. 350 metres. What could go wrong?

CHAOS RECORD0Distance + caps + bottles + close calls

JOINING THE RUN…
0 / 350 mWARM-UP → FULL SEND
3 BOTTLES LEFT
0CAPS
× THE PUB

HANDLE WITH DIAMOND HANDS.

Special
beer delivery.

Pick a lane. Keep the bottles in one piece.

LAST-SECOND DODGES0 CLOSE CALLS · +0 PTS

One delivery. Lots of backseat drivers.

Bring the beer.
Not excuses.

Your crate runs automatically and keeps getting faster. Choose one of three lanes to dodge barrels and collect golden caps. Each hit throws one bottle out of the crate. Three broken bottles = game over. Get to the pub at 350 metres with at least one bottle left.

Close call! +15: escape a barrel lane in the final 0.35 seconds, after holding that lane for at least 0.3 seconds. Pass the row without a hit to collect the bonus. Once per row; rapid lane-spamming does not count.

Crowd chaos: everyone steers the same runner, immediately. Vote together: each browser gets one vote every 0.6 seconds; change it any time before the count. Ties keep the current lane if possible, otherwise pick the closest lane (left if equally close). These are separate rooms. Close calls use the actual lane change, not when a vote is submitted.

Solo training: your own run. Tap lanes or use A/S/D, 1/2/3, or arrow keys. Solo pauses for help or when you leave the tab. Shared runs keep going while other people are playing.

The gold cap marks a safe lane. Plan ahead in vote mode. Scores: metres + 10 per cap + 25 per surviving bottle + 15 per close call. Shared runs reset after eight seconds. Names are unverified; no real sats or prizes. 18+.