PROOF OF TEAMWORK. EST. RIGHT NOW.
← THE BEER OF SATOSHI ARCADE

Don’t spill
the beer.

The whole internet is holding one beer.
Help.

01 Tap left or right.02 Keep it upright.03 Don’t get the blame.
HOLD LONGER. EARN YOUR CAP.0 / 3

Just bragging rights. No sats on the line.

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Good beer. Questionable coordination.

CONNECTINGROUND 001
YOUR FIRST TAP STARTS THE CLOCK
00:00.0
ROOM RECORD 00:00.0
Handle with
diamond hands.
PROOF OF BEER
Tap a button. Hold a beer.
LEFT
RIGHT

Tap to nudge. Work together. Please.

THE GROUP EFFORT

One glass. A clean slate. What could go wrong?

0 PUSHES

Hold my beer.
All of you.

The shared glass: everyone here controls the same beer, live. Solo warm-up: your own glass, your own glorious mistakes.

  1. Tap or hold left or right for a little push. Keyboard? Use A / D or the arrow keys.
  2. Follow the highlighted button to correct a wobble. Ease off when it’s steady.
  3. Hold for 10, 30, or 60 seconds to earn a cap. Watch for table bumps every 20 seconds.

At 42°, it spills. The shared room gets a fresh glass after 9 seconds. Solo lets you retry straight away.

Solo pauses while this help is open or the tab is hidden. The shared room keeps playing. Caps are game achievements, with no monetary value. Names are unverified nicknames. For adults 18+.