Beer of SatoshiCELLAR RULES: BREAK EVERYTHING.
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Keg
breaker.

Clear the cellar.
Make a racket.

  1. Slide the crate. Keep the cap bouncing.
  2. Hit the edge to change your angle.
  3. Break the special kegs. Enjoy the mess.

Three lives. Three racks.
A terrible day to be a barrel.

YOUR CELLAR RECORD0Saved here. Bragging rights travel.
15 KEGS LEFT
0POINTS
1 / 3RACK
3LIVES
Use the paddle slider or A/D and arrow keys. Space launches the next cap. Three lives; clear three racks.

DEPOSIT? WHAT DEPOSIT?

A barrel of
bad decisions.

Slide the crate. Bounce the cap.
Try not to get fired.

Drag the table or slider · A / D · arrows · Space to launch

Three lives. Clear all three racks.

A little constructive destruction.

Drag anywhere on the table, move the slider below it, or hold A / D or the arrow keys to move your beer crate. A hit near the crate’s edge sends the crown cap sideways. Keep it above the bottles!

The first cap launches when you start. After a lost life or a cleared rack, press Launch or Space. Tab to the slider and use its arrow keys if you prefer native keyboard controls. Losing every active cap costs one life, even in multiball.

Clear three racks with three lives. Each broken keg earns 100 points. Break four without touching the crate to make the next keg worth 200; after eight, the next is worth 300. A crate bounce or lost life resets that chain. Rack bonuses are 500, 1,000 and 1,500 points.

White-ring kegs take two hits. The pale ×3 keg releases two extra caps, up to three in play. A dark keg with a spark clears its neighbours and can set off another keg. No trajectory previews, aiming guides or paid upgrades.

Pause, help and leaving the tab freeze play and clear held controls. Resume when ready. Your record and mute choice stay in this browser when storage is available. Solo only; sharing sends a challenge link, not an online match. Reduced motion removes trails and flying chips.

Free to play. No prizes, purchases or real-world drinking tasks. Scores are unverified and have no monetary value. For adults 18+.