Beer of SatoshiPRECIOUS CARGO. NO LICENCE.
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Last call
kart.

The pub closes in 45.
Floor it. Carefully.

  1. The crate accelerates. You do the steering.
  2. Hold Drift through a turn. Release for boost.
  3. Two laps. At least one bottle must survive.

It’s a beer crate with wheels.
What could possibly go right?

YOUR BEST DELIVERY0Fast laps. Full crate. Big bragging rights.
0 CAPS · 0 DRIFTS
45.0sUNTIL LAST ORDERS
1 / 2LAP
3 / 3BOTTLES
Steer with A/D or arrow keys. Hold Space while steering to drift; release to boost. Two laps, three bottles, forty-five seconds.

ZERO LICENCE. THREE BOTTLES.

Hold my crate.

Automatic throttle. You steer.
Two laps before the pub closes.

A / D or arrows · Space to drift · release for boost

Two laps. Three bottles. Beat last orders.

No licence required.

Your gold crate accelerates automatically after the countdown. Hold A / D or left / right arrows to steer relative to the crate’s direction. On your phone, hold the arrow buttons. The first corner turns left; follow the arrows around the pub.

Hold Space or the Drift button while steering. After a sustained turn at speed, the board says RELEASE FOR BOOST. Release Drift for a short burst. You can steer and drift with two fingers at the same time. If using Tab and Enter, arrow buttons give short turns and the Drift button toggles on/off.

The lighter diagonal route inside the first bend is a shortcut. Stay on the road; the verge breaks bottles. Collect the eight caps each lap for bonus points. There are no other drivers: this is a solo time trial.

Finish two complete forward laps within 45 seconds with at least one bottle left. A hard impact breaks one bottle; a short grace period prevents repeated damage from one collision. Light scrapes don’t break bottles. Driving backwards or shuffling across the finish line doesn’t complete laps.

A delivery earns 100 points per second remaining, 500 per surviving bottle and 50 per collected cap. Only completed deliveries update your personal record. Sharing sends a challenge, not a live race. Pause, help and leaving the tab freeze the clock, stop the engine audio and clear held controls. Resume when ready. Records and mute stay in this browser when storage is available.

Reduced motion removes suspension bounce, kart lean, flying glass, flashing and boost trails; essential camera movement remains. Free to play, no prizes or real-world drinking/driving tasks. Scores are unverified and have no monetary value. For adults 18+.